Testing the edge cases is important. This edge case is ridiculous.
Who would ever need more than 500 bagels per person, per day? The imagination exercise is left to the reader.
This post's theme word is schmeer, "the entire set (as in the whole schmeer)," or "bribe or flattery," or "spread or paste," or "to butter up: to flatter or bribe." Even if you schmeer the owner with a schmeer of money or positive media exposure, the whole schmeer of bagels is not available for today's cream cheese schmeering party.
*that I've found so far