Certain calendrical conventions mean that today is not any particular day. But on the other side of a large body of water, there's a continent where dates are written hodgepodge, in no significant order. In recognition of this dubious date mismatch, I ventured forth and had a piece of pie.
This post's theme word is nugacity, "triviality, futility." The nugacity of the approximation does not dull the palate's enjoyment!